Last Raw before WWE Battleground leaves a lot to be desired
This
started as a very negative look at the Battleground “go-home” episode of Raw but
while I was writing it, I decided to add a segment looking at the positives
aspects happening too. Unfortunately, the negatives outweigh the positives in
WWE right now. I hope things can turn around after Battleground but we’ll just
have to wait and see.
I
was gonna start off with a bit about how it looked like Rollins got injured on
Monday, with all this stuff about how legit it looked, how the refs were
throwing up the X sign and how the trainers rushed over to him as soon as it
happened and what a terrible omen it would’ve been to have yet another popular Superstar injured (more
on that later). But apparently it was all a work and I’m just a mark.
My
next point is a big one, though.
Cesaro
is dead in the water
With
Paul Heyman not at his side (indicating that the build up to Brock Lesnar’s
return is beginning), Cesaro’s momentum is all but gone and the Swiss Superman
is back to square one.
He
was starting to gain traction with the Real Americans, was getting a great
reaction with the giant swing then won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal
Memorial at Wrestlemania 30 and it seemed that a face turn was inevitable. But
then WWE swerved us. They paired him with Paul Heyman out of nowhere, made him
stop using the giant swing and now even Heyman is gone.
What
the logic behind these moves is, I could not say. The giant swing was super
popular and the crowds really loved it. He was getting cheers with the Real
Americans (when they were heels) and even freaking SHOOK BIG SHOW’S HAND after
tossing him out of the WM30 battle royal. A face turn seemed inevitable but
instead, they insisted on keeping him heel, took his popular move, took his
popular manager and now he’s losing to guys (Big E) who couldn’t even beat a
brand new guy on the roster (Rusev). Hell, they took the giant swing from him
almost as soon as they started calling him “The King of Swing.” I understand
that “heels don’t do popular moves” but when the crowds show they really enjoy
something, like the giant swing, where’s the sense or logic in taking that
away?
Whatever
momentum Cesaro was gaining in the past year and a half is gone – and for what?
Even with one of the best managers of all time, Cesaro took a backseat to
Heyman doing his “My client Brock Lesnar” spiel. I hope to god he wins the
Intercontinental title battle royal at Battleground, brings back the giant
swing and turns face because if he stays a heel, he’ll continue to be
directionless and eventually irrelevant.
At
least he can wear knee pads now.
Paige
explains “frenemy” as I cringe
Whatever
happened to the “Anti-Diva?” Whatever happened to the badass, take-no-crap
Paige from NXT who didn’t let anyone push her around? I want her back because
this Paige who sits idly by and applauds the person who took her title isn’t
working for me.
When
Paige came to Raw and beat AJ for the Divas title, I was excited because it was
so unexpected. But then every match after she won the belt went something like
this – enter, get beat up for 5-10 minutes, win out of nowhere with no build up
or story. Then AJ comes back, beats Paige for the title in two minutes and
Paige is just sorta OK with it. WHAT?
I’ve
seen people defending the current AJ/Paige storyline saying “this is how women
fight – being catty and disguising what they really mean.” Which is essentially
saying the WWE is injecting some subtlety into this feud…which is utter
nonsense. When was the last time WWE was ever subtle about anything? Vince
thinks his audience is all children who need to be heavy-handedly told
everything. Plus, AJ and Paige, at one point, were not your typical Divas
division wrestlers – so where’s the logic in making them typical, catty ladies
trading back-handed compliments instead of forearms?
If
Paige doesn’t have a hard heel turn at Battleground, chalk this up as another
missed opportunity to actually create an interesting Divas feud.
Bray
gets “boring” chants
I
understand that Bray Wyatt doesn’t necessarily connect with everyone. There’s a
segment of the WWE audience who doesn’t care for his promo style and doesn’t
quite get his character. But I never expected he would draw “boring” chants.
I
can only imagine the grin on Kevin Dunn’s face as one of the bigger
personalities to come out of NXT is starting to falter with live crowds. But it’s
not entirely Bray’s fault – it’s the booking.
Bray
and the Wyatt Family started out as creepy, almost other-worldly personas. They
acted like a cult and seemed to be indoctrinating the crowd with their message
of destroying the old guard. Then his campaign against Daniel Bryan went off
the rails and fizzled. After that, he had a lengthy program with John Cena
where he won…maybe one match against
Cena? And in that contest he needed all the outside interference he could
muster and then some to win.
What
I’m saying is, Bray hasn’t exactly been booked to look very strong and I think
the crowds are starting to lose interest. Where he should’ve been being booked
to be unstoppable, able to abduct and brainwash Superstars to his cause, he’s
looked inept and ineffectual. I’m really hoping that his current feud with
Chris Jericho goes well for him because if it doesn’t, Bray will have some
serious ground to make up.
Ric
Flair puts over Cena. Again.
Because
if there’s anyone who needs a rub from the 16-time World Champion, it’s the
14-time World champion. C’mon, man.
And
Cena gave Flair the Big Gold (the former WCW and World Heavyweight Championship
belt) before the main event, which is how many are speculating the belt will be
written off. I didn’t hate having two titles to represent the now unified WWE
and World Heavyweight Championships but I was kinda hoping they would introduce
a new unified belt. But considering how recently they introduced the WWE
Championship belt, that was probably a pipe dream.
Sandow
and Rose shill Sonic
Remember
when Damien Sandow had promise? When he won the Money in the Bank and had an
interesting feud going with Cody Rhodes? I’m starting to think I imagined all
that because Sandow is a shadow of his former self. Who’s jacket did he lean on
to get this kind of treatment?
And
Adam Rose being relegated to in-house advertising isn’t that surprising - just disappointing. It seemed like crowds were
starting to get on board with the Exotic Express and being Rosebuds, but it
just never amounted to anything substantial.
I
still don’t know why they hot-shotted Adam Rose to the main roster. The guy
spent YEARS as Leo Kruger but after maybe six months of doing Adam Rose, they
bring him up to the main roster…to shill fast food? I don’t get it.
CM
Punk on the WWE.com Alumni page
Hopefully
this stops the CM Punk chants. But I doubt it will.
Bad
News Barrett out/IC title battle royal
You
gotta feel for BnB. He seemed to be on the verge of the main event scene with
the Nexus but that fizzled (because surprise, surprise CENAWINSLOL). Wade
Barrett had a decent Intercontinental title run but he really hit his stride
with Bad News Barrett. It took some time but crowds really started getting
behind him, even though he was a heel. But a few weeks ago he hurt his shoulder
and got stripped of the IC title. I'm hoping the battle royal for the IC belt at Battleground will rejuvenate the mid-card but with talk of Sheamus winning and unifying the United States and IC belts, things don't look promising.
I
hope that when he comes back BnB can pick up where he left off but crowds are
fickle and popularity now doesn’t necessarily ensure popularity in the future.
The
situation is the same with Daniel Bryan, though it looks like he’s going to be
out a lot longer than Barrett. I already did a piece about how detrimental and
unfortunate it is to the WWE product that Bryan is out “indefinitely” so I don’t
want to dwell on it but it’s just really rough for the fans (and obviously the
performers) when a wrestler really starts to connect with the audience but gets
sidelined for months with an injury.
Indifference
to Ambrose mugging
Umm…was
everyone at the concession stands? How come when Dean Ambrose got attacked by
Randy Orton, Kane and Seth Rollins, the crowd couldn’t seem to care? No boos,
no gasps…just relative silence. Ambrose being the badass he is managed to get a
small reaction with his “Is that all you got?” line, but even still, the lack
of reaction was pretty surprising to me.
Cameron and Alicia are friends?
That’s
weird. They never had ANY connection before but now are teaming together? Well…maybe a little connection.
The
pairing is almost as odd as Kofi Kingston and Big E suddenly watching each
other’s backs. But I guess it’s a step forward that Rusev isn’t just squashing
black wrestlers anymore – even though it is a bit strange that he ran roughshod
over Xavier Woods, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston and Big E and now WWE is booking Jack
Swagger, a white guy, to be a credible threat to Rusev. I’m not say WWE is
racist, I’m just saying sometimes their booking is a bit…odd.
Sting returns! (in a commercial)
He’s
back you guys! Sting is finally going to be in the WWE! (He hasn’t been in the
company since it changed from WWF to WWE)
Wait,
no, sorry – it was just a commercial for a video game.
And
for the record – blonde Sting is way better than Crow Sting.
Flo
Rida on Raw next week
Hooray?
The
Good
I
don’t hate everything going on, though. Here, I’ll prove it
Usos
vs Harper and Rowan
These
two teams will be meeting in a 2-out-of-3 falls match at Battleground for the
tag belts in what should be a great match. They’ve been killing it in the ring
lately and this match should be another epic encounter. I just hope this time
the Wyatt Family comes away with the gold.
The
Miz is…actually pretty entertaining
I’ve
never been a huge fan of The Miz. I didn’t care for the fact that some reality
show kid got a job in WWE just because he was a total mark on the show. And in
the past few years, his face persona just gave me douche chills.
But
“Hollywood” Miz? This guy is great. He’s embracing all the elements of his
persona people seem to hate, turning them up to 11 and it’s really working. His
victory over Sheamus on Raw was surprising and it looks like he has a
legitimate shot to win the IC battle royal. Even if he doesn’t come away with
the gold, this Miz, always telling people to stay away from his “money maker”
(his face) is, dare I say…awesome?
Ziggler,
Fandango, Summer and Layla
The
feud between Summer Rae and Layla El over Fandango which in turn has involved
Dolph Ziggler is pretty entertaining. I didn’t see Summer and Layla working
together coming and the duo using Dolph to make Fandango jealous is really
great. But really, anything that gives these four more screen time is best for
business.
BoLieve
in Bo Dallas
If
you ask me if I like Bo Dallas, I’ll say I hate the guy. But that’s only because
he’s a heel and I’m not supposed to like him.
The
truth is, Bo Dallas is excellent right now and easily one of the best parts of
any show he’s on. His pseudo-inspirational speeches, the way he celebrates
after winning, the way he talks down to the people he’s wrestling, announcing
his winning streak as being “15 and Bo” instead of “15 and O” – it’s all genius. I legitimately
laughed out loud for minutes on end when he recently interrupted Daniel Bryan
and told him his current situation must be “such a pain in the neck.”
Stardust/Goldust
Staaaaarduuuust…
After
the Rhodes Brothers stopped tagging and Cody was getting a new partner for
Goldust each week, I was a little skeptical that the duo would be on TV for
much longer. But I’ve been pleasantly surprised by how amazing Cody’s “Stardust”
gimmick is. You can really tell that Cody is embracing the weirdness of the
gimmick too and it’s paying off with great segments and even better matches.
They’re highlights of any show they’re on, regardless of how long they’re on
screen, and I can only hope we get more of the pair of Stardust and Goldust
going forward.
Swagger
vs Rusev
Who
would have ever thought the crowd would get behind Jack Swagger as much as they
have recently? Toward the end of the Real American tag team, the fans seemed to
be embracing the gimmick, especially the “We the people” chant, but I never
thought it would be as popular as it’s become. The current feud between
Swagger/Zeb and Rusev/Lana is being built really well and is one of the most
anticipated matches at Battleground. With the kind of reaction they’ve been
getting, I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see this feud extended to Summerslam
as well.
Many
stars NXT bound
This
isn’t related to Raw but I wanted to mention that even though some of the main
roster stories aren’t working for me, NXT is looking brighter and brighter
every day. Their current roster is firing on all cylinders, especially Sami Zayn,
Adrian Neville, Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd and with rumors that KENTA and
Prince Devitt will be on the roster by September and guys like Kevin Steen and
Willie Mack not far behind, the future is looking very good for the NXT brand.
Labels: AJ, Battleground, Bray Wyatt, Cesaro, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, John Cena, Paige, Seth Rollins, WWE, WWE Battleground
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